18 questions that everyone is too afraid to ask:

1. Who do I yell at in the quiet of my head?

2. If I had shingles (or any other medical problem) who would I call who might make me feel the tiniest bit better?

3. What’s the one thing that nobody knows about me?

4. When was the last tine I laughed until soda came out of my nose?

5. Do I have one little doable thing that always makes me happy?

6. Why don’t I do more of the above?

7. Did I take on ________ just to get ________ to love me?

8. How often does my body scream, “You’re a crazy lady!”?

9. Would I trust my partner to choose a nursing home for me?

10. When do I make people afraid of me?

11. Will I be able to retire without moving to another country?

12. Am I being my best self when in romantic relationships?

13. If I pretended for six months that I couldn’t buy anything, aside from my car or my house, that cost more than $150, could I do it?

14. Can I stop being critical for just two weeks?

15. What do I lie about?

16. Can I name one think I’m really, really good at?

17. Do I make others feel bad if they’re not good at this one thing?

18. Am I meant to be doing something greater?